Download one of NoFreeLunch-UK.org's great free sound files to customise your computer and irritate your colleagues.
- Denial.wav (65Kb)
- I don't care.wav (76Kb)
- I got 5 A's.wav (81Kb)
- Its educational.wav (76Kb)
- Its only a sandwich.wav (76Kb)
- You love pharma.wav (87Kb)
To set one of these sounds to play every time a certain event happens on your computer (eg, Windows shuts down, someone minimises a window, etc):
- Right-click and select "Save Target As" to save the file to your computer
- Look in the Windows "Start" Menu for "Settings", and then select "Sounds"
- Here you have the option to assign the sound files to a range of events.



