Here are some electronic counter marketing materials in the form of "Wallpapers" for your computer screen and sound files to use as "windows" noises. In a rather Blue Peter way perhaps it might be best to get the consent of the owner of the computer first. Or perhaps rules are simply there to be broken. Never forget that irritation is "attention" and for every grain of sand, sometimes you find a pearl.
If you have any other fun sound files we'll put them up!
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